CRNA
You're not a resident. You're a student!
If you want to be a resident, go to medical school first and match into a residency program.
Nurse Practitioner
"Doctor" Jakeyla Reed, DNP flaunts her critical care "training", takes dump on Internal Medicine physicians
This ridiculously arrogant NP is full of so much hot air that she needs an endotracheal tube hooked up to continuous suction, stat!
News
White Karen NP goes berserk on pregnant black patient who wanted a work note
In the post-Roe v. Wade landscape of an America that has historically marginalized minority patients in healthcare, the mistreatment of black patients like Jillian by white midlevel nurse practitioners like Theresa Smigo cannot go unexcused or unpunished.
Physician Assistant
"Crack" PA makes an ass of herself
These are the kinds of videos that midlevels make when their level of professionalism is as far up their ass as their understanding of basic human anatomy.
TikTok
Will the real doctor please stand up?
When patients ask for a doctor, they sure as hell aren't referring to a PMHNP.
TikTok
PA makes video explaining why midlevels should continue to be called midlevels
Thou shalt continue to refer to physician assistants as midlevels.
Nurse Practitioner
Peak professionalism: TikTok Pediatric NP shows us what's under the scrubs, literally
We're going to need an eyeball cleanse, stat.
TikTok
Nurse practitioner reminisces fondly about fingering a patient's butthole
As a stroke coordinator, does she also poke fun at people who can't move their arms or legs?
TikTok
Midlevel doesn't like their own job title
If you don't want to be called a midlevel, then go to medical school and become a physician.
Noctor
"Dr." CeCe Brooks, DNP - "The Discovery Doc"
Whenever I'm feeling sad, I take out my medical school diploma and start caressing it.
TikTok
PMHNP student: It's all about the money
Well, so much for practicing in underserved areas and increasing access to mental health care. It's clear where this TikTok PMHNP student's priorities lie...in a pile of money, of course! Isn't it ironic that the general public likes to perennially hate on physicians
Nurse Practitioner
NP student: 7,500 hours spent as a nurse is all you need for independent practice!
Repeat after me: nursing is not medicine.