Nurse Practitioner
How to write psychiatric progress notes, according to an APRN
A note so useless, it was better off not being written at all.
Nurse practitioners (NPs) are the quintessential midlevel provider, coming in various flavors such as FNP, AGACNP, and PMHNP. Numbering ~325,000 in the US, these midlevels' education often consists of little more than an online diploma mill degree and 500 hours of clinical exposure, amounting to less than 5% of a physician's training. Yet, many states allow them to practice independently without physician supervision or oversight.
Nurse Practitioner
A note so useless, it was better off not being written at all.
Social Media Consults
Why bother with medical school and psychiatry residency when you can just refer to an info sheet and use an app?
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No period? Maybe try coming up with a differential first?
Hate Mail
Unhinged hate mail from a so-called Psychiatric-Mental Health nurse practitioner. Oh lawd, the irony!
Stories
NP thinks sleep is the treatment for depression
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Why bother with primary care when you can 420 blaze it?
Social Media Consults
Nurse practitioner = naturopathic practitioner?
Nurse Practitioner
Diseases don't adjust their severity based on your lack of knowledge about them.
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At least she's not asking about hydroxychloroquine.
Social Media Consults
Diabetes is to Internal Medicine as "completely inadequate education" is to midlevels.
Social Media Consults
Hopefully her friend's foot doesn't fall off before she gets some answers from Facebook.
Nurse Practitioner
There's not enough time in a day to take all those pills.