Psychiatry NP turns teenager into walking pharmacy
There's not enough time in a day to take all those pills.
This image has been making the rounds on social media lately. Wow. Where do we even begin with this one? With so many medications to take, does this poor patient even have any time left during the day to do something other than swallowing pills? Is the patient even conscious with the combination of Klonopin, both Vistaril and Atarax (WTF?), and melatonin? Any physician, let alone a psychiatrist, would be shitting bricks if they saw a patient on this many medications. Good thing we've got stool softener and Miralax on board though! Too bad we don't have the name of this so-called "psychiatry NP" available, because I'm sure the malpractice lawyers would be lining up!