Who needs medicine when you can just treat everything with an IV?

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Nurse practitioner = naturopathic practitioner?

Asthma? Just give 'em some IV magnesium, and if that doesn't work just shoot some DuoNeb solution straight into them veins! Got a cold that's troubling your sinuses? Here's some IV zinc! Struggling with GERD and heartburn? Here, have some IV bicarbonate to neutralize that acid!

By the way, anyone know what vitamins and minerals treat cancer?