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Genius FNP takes a novel approach to cancer diagnosis and management
Clearly, the first-line treatment for vulvar cancer is antibiotics.
Nurse practitioners (NPs) are the quintessential midlevel provider, coming in various flavors such as FNP, AGACNP, and PMHNP. Numbering ~325,000 in the US, these midlevels' education often consists of little more than an online diploma mill degree and 500 hours of clinical exposure, amounting to less than 5% of a physician's training. Yet, many states allow them to practice independently without physician supervision or oversight.
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Clearly, the first-line treatment for vulvar cancer is antibiotics.
News
Narrator: She didn't have a medical degree.
Gee, I wonder, could there possibly be a difference between a physician versus someone who's not a physician?
Social Media Consults
Gain of function? More like loss of brain function.
Nurse Practitioner
Necrotizing fasciitis has never looked so good!
Stories
Why give TPA when you can give Antivert instead?
Stories
The "cardiology" FNP who wrote this note is an utter waste of hospital oxygen who needs to be fired.
News
How can you maintain excellent care by putting non-physician midlevel providers in charge of patients?
Nurse Practitioner
You know what isn't rocket science? Getting a nurse practitioner degree.
Stories
Certified nurse idiot tries to take on another midlevel, fails epically.
Social Media Consults
Anyone who can't even read a CBC shouldn't be allowed anywhere near live patients.
Nurse Practitioner
We're going to need an eyeball cleanse, stat.