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Do you hear that noise? It's the AANP clamoring to trick the general public into thinking that patients seen by midlevel nurse practitioners have higher satisfaction and fewer unnecessary emergency room visits. Well, guess what? I'd be pretty goddamn unsatisfied if I went to the emergency
When a student learns from a teacher, it's customarily the case that the teacher is more knowledge and experience than the pupil. This is what the framework for medical school education is built upon, and why the ages-old tradition of medical residents training under the tutelage and wisdom
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No worries, we can just refer the patient to a "red eye" optometrist with whom we have an "informal arrangement"!
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We've cured your child of cancer, now get the hell out of the hospital.
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COLUMBUS, Ga. – A Preston, Georgia, resident and former pediatric nurse practitioner (NP) was sentenced to serve 15 years in federal prison after he pleaded guilty to distribution of child pornography in a case involving thousands of images and videos of child pornography. William Clinton Storey, 42, of Preston, Georgia, was
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If you want to get respected and paid like a physician, then stop whining and go to medical school to become a physician.
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Not a good look for the University of Kansas Health System.
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Clueless midlevels need to stay in their lane.
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It's not like hypokalemia can be dangerous or anything.
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Apparently, this enterprising midlevel's NYPD husband, who was in hot water himself for using police aircraft to draw air penises in the sky, is under investigation for potential involvement in the scheme too. What a classy couple!
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Hitler finds out about nurse practitioner/physician assistant Full Practice Authority and completely loses it.
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And the Emergency Nurse Practitioner certification is basically a joke.