Stories
NP sends homicidal and suicidal patient home because she didn’t want to force family to take them to the hospital
Actively psychotic, suicidal, and homicidal. What could possibly go wrong when an NP is involved?
Stories
Midlevels: A Pathologist’s Perspective
A pathologist shares some memorable interactions with midlevel providers - memorable in all the wrong ways.
Social Media Consults
"I am confused, what should I dx the patient with?"
We're confused by the fact that midlevels like these are allowed near real patients.
Social Media Consults
"Fairly new" PMHNP wants to know if her "scary med changes" are OK
Narrator: This is *not* OK.
Social Media Consults
Nurse practitioner doesn't know how to prescribe medications
This midlevel needs a prescription for medical school!
Nurse Practitioner
Secret Agent Nurse Practitioner
Just like James Bond, nurse practitioners have a license to kill!
Nurse Practitioner
NP arrested and charged in $10.5M disability loan fraud scheme
This midlevel nurse practitioner takes the idea of pretending to be a physician to a whole new level!
Physician Assistant
"Crack" PA makes an ass of herself
These are the kinds of videos that midlevels make when their level of professionalism is as far up their ass as their understanding of basic human anatomy.
Nurse Practitioner
Midlevel's House Calls
Somehow, "Midlevel's House Calls" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Nurse Practitioner
PMHNP shows off her amazing sense of compassion
When you're a nurse practitioner and all else fails, just blame the patient and his mother!
Nurse Practitioner
PMHNP wonders if NPs can perform abortions
An NP abortion? No thanks, I'll just try a coat hanger instead.
Nurse Practitioner
NPs get stuck in an infinite loop
Do you hear that noise? It's the AANP clamoring to trick the general public into thinking that patients seen by midlevel nurse practitioners have higher satisfaction and fewer unnecessary emergency room visits. Well, guess what? I'd be pretty goddamn unsatisfied if I went to the emergency