Social Media Consults Featured Puzzled nurse practitioner consults Facebook for a patient with critical hyperkalemia It's anyone's guess whether the patient in question is dead or alive.
Noctor Featured Meet the "highly skilled doctors" at 45 Urgent Care When only one out of the three "highly skilled doctors" you claim to employ is an actual physician, perhaps you should re-consider your ad campaign.
Social Media Consults Featured Insubordinate NP student goes behind cardiologist's back, sends patient to ER instead of home We apologize in advance if you go into supraventricular tachycardia while reading this article.
News South Carolina newspaper names an NP as the "Best Family Physician" It's inexcusably disgusting for a practice with the word "physicians" in its name to try and pass off a midlevel nurse practitioner as a family medicine physician.
Noctor Featured Northwell Health Emergency Medicine congratulates a PA for becoming "the newest doctor in town" This is a slap in the face to every ER resident physician and attending emergency physician out there.
Nurse Practitioner PMHNP has a burning hatred for their supervising physician, wants to "catch this doc outside" We can only hope that this PMHNP gets some professional psychiatric help - from a board-certified psychiatrist, of course.
Nurse Practitioner The pot calling the kettle black - NP social media edition Maybe you wouldn't share pictures of your vaginal issues and rashes online. But your fellow midlevel NP colleagues seem to have no qualms about doing so!
Nurse Practitioner "Elite" NPs get butthurt about Pennsylvania Medical Society's promotion of physician-led care Is that person in the white coat a physician, or a midlevel? These "elite" nurse practitioners take offense at the idea that patients should be able to easily tell the difference.
Social Media Consults Women's Health NP is "at a lost" on urinalysis and cultures If you have no idea how to interpret a female patient's urinalysis or urine culture and decide whether or not she needs treatment, you have no business working in Women's Health.
Nurse Practitioner Pompous PMHNP cries about salary Go to medical school, complete a residency, and you too can get a physician salary!
Nurse Practitioner "Physician-founded" scrubs company Jaanuu features a "Doctor" in its latest ad Call a spade a spade, and this "family primary care provider" for what he is - a midlevel, non-physician-provider.
Physician Assistant Featured Physician assistant compares PPP president to a Nazi war criminal If your argument relies on comparing someone to a Nazi like Josef Mengele, you're just an asshole with zero credibility.
Stories Featured Dumb and Dumber: PMHNP student edition NP programs should require their students to take an IQ test before admission so that they don't become the laughingstock of healthcare.
Stories Liar, liar, pants on fire: PMHNP student edition This story from an NP group on Facebook provides a valuable glimpse into the types of bottom-feeding scum being accepted into NP schools these days.
Social Media Consults Cut out the middleman and consult Facebook yourself! If you really need all the help you can get, then maybe you should see a residency-trained, board-certified physician.
Noctor Where's the doctor at Dr. Pales Healthcare? This "doctor" pales in comparison to an actual physician.
Social Media Consults "I am confused, what should I dx the patient with?" We're confused by the fact that midlevels like these are allowed near real patients.
Social Media Consults "Fairly new" PMHNP wants to know if her "scary med changes" are OK Narrator: This is *not* OK.
Social Media Consults Nurse practitioner doesn't know how to prescribe medications This midlevel needs a prescription for medical school!
Nurse Practitioner Secret Agent Nurse Practitioner Just like James Bond, nurse practitioners have a license to kill!
Nurse Practitioner Midlevel's House Calls Somehow, "Midlevel's House Calls" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Nurse Practitioner PMHNP shows off her amazing sense of compassion When you're a nurse practitioner and all else fails, just blame the patient and his mother!
Nurse Practitioner PMHNP wonders if NPs can perform abortions An NP abortion? No thanks, I'll just try a coat hanger instead.
Nurse Practitioner NPs get stuck in an infinite loop Do you hear that noise? It's the AANP clamoring to trick the general public into thinking that patients seen by midlevel nurse practitioners have higher satisfaction and fewer unnecessary emergency room visits. Well, guess what? I'd be pretty goddamn unsatisfied if I went to the emergency department, only saw a
Social Media Consults A rare case of "Perry orbital cellulitis" No worries, we can just refer the patient to a "red eye" optometrist with whom we have an "informal arrangement"!
