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Social Media Consults

Elite NP would like us to look at the picture and share our thoughts

Over and over again, these sorts of idiotic Facebook consults demonstrate that the education of nurse practitioners, or lack thereof, is akin to a house built on sand - time is no substitute for the comprehensive medical knowledge, training, and experience of physicians.

Nurse Practitioner Featured

A "real" PMHNP worries about the fake ones

The "real" PMHNPs? How about the real psychiatrists?

Nurse Practitioner Featured

Do any physicians want to collaborate with this disgraced Ohio NP?

Inappropriate prescribing, failure to comply, a bar fight, a Porsche 911, drunk driving, domestic violence, and more...you literally can't make this stuff up.

Nurse Practitioner Featured

Elite NP has great faith in her new EKG machine's ability to interpret EKGs

"You don’t have to worry about the machine giving you inaccurate results." The EKG machine is never wrong!

Nurse Practitioner Featured

PMHNP student is "in search of a child" for her "project"

Why don't you have a seat right over there?

Social Media Consults

Clueless NP can't read her patient's EKG, so she posts it on Facebook

Hey, we know a few "cardio people". They're called "cardiologists".

Social Media Consults

"All I know about skin is it comes in layers"

With his impressive knowledge of skin anatomy, we hope this NP doesn't develop a sudden "passion" for aesthetics.

Nurse Practitioner

Get some testosterone at the library from your friendly neighborhood NP

This is not the sexy librarian you were looking for...

Nurse Practitioner Featured

NP becomes butthurt after being enlightened at physician conference

NP Karen demands a refund for her hurt feelings!

Nurse Practitioner

Writing junk essays is an important part of NP education

That's why we did your homework for you.

Social Media Consults Featured

Puzzled nurse practitioner consults Facebook for a patient with critical hyperkalemia

It's anyone's guess whether the patient in question is dead or alive.

Noctor Featured

Meet the "highly skilled doctors" at 45 Urgent Care

When only one out of the three "highly skilled doctors" you claim to employ is an actual physician, perhaps you should re-consider your ad campaign.

Social Media Consults Featured

Insubordinate NP student goes behind cardiologist's back, sends patient to ER instead of home

We apologize in advance if you go into supraventricular tachycardia while reading this article.

News

South Carolina newspaper names an NP as the "Best Family Physician"

It's inexcusably disgusting for a practice with the word "physicians" in its name to try and pass off a midlevel nurse practitioner as a family medicine physician.

Noctor Featured

Northwell Health Emergency Medicine congratulates a PA for becoming "the newest doctor in town"

This is a slap in the face to every ER resident physician and attending emergency physician out there.

Nurse Practitioner

PMHNP has a burning hatred for their supervising physician, wants to "catch this doc outside"

We can only hope that this PMHNP gets some professional psychiatric help - from a board-certified psychiatrist, of course.

Nurse Practitioner

The pot calling the kettle black - NP social media edition

Maybe you wouldn't share pictures of your vaginal issues and rashes online. But your fellow midlevel NP colleagues seem to have no qualms about doing so!

Nurse Practitioner

"Elite" NPs get butthurt about Pennsylvania Medical Society's promotion of physician-led care

Is that person in the white coat a physician, or a midlevel? These "elite" nurse practitioners take offense at the idea that patients should be able to easily tell the difference.

Social Media Consults

Women's Health NP is "at a lost" on urinalysis and cultures

If you have no idea how to interpret a female patient's urinalysis or urine culture and decide whether or not she needs treatment, you have no business working in Women's Health.

Nurse Practitioner

Pompous PMHNP cries about salary

Go to medical school, complete a residency, and you too can get a physician salary!

Nurse Practitioner

"Physician-founded" scrubs company Jaanuu features a "Doctor" in its latest ad

Call a spade a spade, and this "family primary care provider" for what he is - a midlevel, non-physician-provider.

Physician Assistant Featured

Physician assistant compares PPP president to a Nazi war criminal

If your argument relies on comparing someone to a Nazi like Josef Mengele, you're just an asshole with zero credibility.

Stories Featured

Dumb and Dumber: PMHNP student edition

NP programs should require their students to take an IQ test before admission so that they don't become the laughingstock of healthcare.

Stories

Liar, liar, pants on fire: PMHNP student edition

This story from an NP group on Facebook provides a valuable glimpse into the types of bottom-feeding scum being accepted into NP schools these days.

Social Media Consults

Cut out the middleman and consult Facebook yourself!

If you really need all the help you can get, then maybe you should see a residency-trained, board-certified physician.