Putting the "nurse" in nurse practitioner
Nurse practitioner: nursing experience sold separately.
Wow, how do you fuck up this badly? All you had to do was read the goddamn directions! You would think that a nurse practitioner would possess some basic nursing skills like learning how to reconstitute a drug and administer an injection. But why bother with clinical nursing experience when you can jump ahead and immediately start (mis)treating patients after completing a direct-entry NP program?